awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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