Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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