bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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