You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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