Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I could fuck to npr.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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