yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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