Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
