Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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