i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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