he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
only if we run a train.
done.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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