dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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