Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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