pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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