I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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