it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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