Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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