that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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