I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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