69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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