Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize