just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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