Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
How does one acquire holy water?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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