just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Your penis caused this!
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