if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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