chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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