So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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