did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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