I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
