the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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