ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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