I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
