how can u be prego again
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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