The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
