I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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