party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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