He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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