Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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