Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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