no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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