I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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