I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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