was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I intend to get homeless drunk
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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