How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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