He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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