I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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