We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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