Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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