sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
