all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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