she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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