i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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