your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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