doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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