I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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